I'm a tad late on this one (and as it's a multiple-parter, I'm sure I will be even more late in posting the rest of this list), but nonetheless...
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
A lifetime's supply of pointy sticks (also known as a tree, my friend), along with two awards:
The prestigious Most Likely to Impersonate award (for the time you infected the forums with Cosplayitis), and the very serious Most Likely to Make You Laugh award (for the laughs that followed).
Hands Jones a slip of paper
This is none other than one certificate for a guest appearance on the Muppet Show ("It's the Muppet Show, with our very special guest, Jones Elderview! Yaaay!"), along with two awards:
The Most Patient award (for the times I've had trouble with Minecraft skin files, and you've patiently stood by and helped me work them out), and the Most Chill award (for being the most chillaxable dude on the forums).
For you, the BIRD++ rank on Hypixel (I sincerely hope you get this reference, otherwise this joke will be rather awkward), along with the Most Conversable award (for the times we've ran into each other, either in-game or on the forums), and the masterful Aethasian's Choice: Up-And-Coming YouTube Channel Award (don't give up, your channel is one of my personal favorites).
I give you this fully-furnished Aethasian musical recording studio, complete with all the highest-end instruments and gizmos, along with the Most Likely to Revolutionize Inventing award (for the masterful misfit gadgets you've created, both in role-play and in real life).
Last, but certainly not least:
I give you...
This very unique, one-of-a-kind, exceptionally rare...
Certificate for unlimited TV-show-style plot revivals, along with the revered Most Likely to Be Killed Off award (for all the times you've met your demise), and the Exceptionally Creative award (for all the times you've been miraculously resurrected).
Not to mention, your very own Moddy Award! (Like a Grammy, but for moderators.)
That's all from me for this edition of gift giving, but tune in next time to see five more lucky individuals receive their (rather late lol) Christmas gifts!
Merry Christmas to everyone,