Here’s a few gifts for a few of you.... I’m a little short on cash, so this year’s gifts are totally not cheap.
To @Lilliana_Umbrellascope : A date with Tom Holland because why not.
To @Jessie_Dearsnap : A colony on some distant planet, which I will give to you in a few hundred years.
To @caleb_Larkmagnet1: An invisible steampunk skateboard Just use your imagination...
To @Abigail_Eggsong: A book of riddles and your own pet eagle named Bob! Yes, you can rename him....
To Avalata: A new set of markers to replace the ones that died. Love ya.
To @Dathmaul_Crinklegadget and Jacoby_Elderfun1: A lifetime supply of Aetheritoes which you have to share Sorry! As I said, I’m on a budget...
To @Hanna_Brassheart: The super power to never have to sleep again, so you can finish more schoolwork.
To @Iliara_Mustardtop: Two Chick fil A gift cards because when you don’t know what to get someone, you give them gift cards.
To Beckendorf_Direscope: Several lumps of coal for that very dashing snowman’s head of yours. You should wear it more often.
To @John_Otterblast: A bazooka. Probably a bad idea, but that’s what I do best.
To @Emily_Purplebottle: A batch of my Grandma’s Cinnamon Buns because they are legit the best.
To @Hans_Oddcraft: A trip to Tesla’s headquarters because it seems like something you would like.
To Sierepica_Fuzzywalker: A llama, but it’s rainbow and has a top hat.
To Eerie_Coppernight: A book of rare poetry.
To Elijah_Overcape: A huge explosion of whatever you choose, done by yours truly.
To everyone I forgot cuz I’m too lazy to type out them all, you get sour patch kids and sour gummy worms.