Rushes in to grab all the gifts with his name on it.
Ok, I don't have a lot of time so........
@caleb_Larkmagnet1 I give you a
Aetherlight lol moment
Have you ever seen this picture before?

What about this picture?
Merry Christmas Larkmagnet.
@Jessie_Dearsnap I give you a really nice chessage but its going to come a bit later.
@Abigail_Eggsong I give you a top hat
'cause that's what you said you wanted. 
@Lilliana_Umbrellascope I give you a one free edit of any Aetherlight weapon to add to your Imperial artillery.
@Elizabeth_Newroad I'll put the moon back in the sky so you can blow it up again.
@Ethan_Burnkeep the winning Aethasian lottery ticket good for 999 cogs. 
@Christopher_Puddlevest1 I give you one free call me in-game coupon.
(As long as I'm online)
And to Everyone else I give the pestering thought that one of your (IRL) presents under your (IRL) Christmas tree might be from me. 
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!