:gift: Gift Giving :gift:

[John_Otterblast]

@John_Otterblast...

For you, your very own Gyroballer, a gyroscopically stabilizing sphere made of extremely durable plastic, allowing you to drive (and crash) to your heart's content, not to mention the Most Likely to Total A Car award (not that I think you'd total one irl lol).

Merry Christmas.

Thank you. trust me when I say it will not suffer from non-use.

[John_Otterblast]

For @John_Otterblast the newest farm equipment around.

I sarcasm sense just went off (SFTDP)

[John_Otterblast]

To @John_Otterblast: A bazooka. Probably a bad idea, but that’s what I do best.

What severe and continuous lapse of judgment that gift was. But I do really love it. Sadly the same cannot be said for everyone else. (SFTTP)

[Emily_Purplebottle]

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[Emman_Jumpsong1]

@Beth_Applemine I give you a Micro homing Missile Gauntlet.

This weapon is made out of aetherised steel; so Longer durability. It fires aetherised micro steel Missiles, you have 12 all together. A magnet is attached to create a unique magnetic wave current, that attracts your fired Missiles into their barrels for reusable use, like how I bring back my claw gauntlets after I have fired them. Here is a monocle for targeting system. It will scan and lock on what you’re looking at directly. And light red Indicators meaning they are ready. It is coated black for low profile, but you can decorate it how you like.

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@Eerie_Coppernight I give you a Air Filter Extractor, and a Aether evaporator.

The Air Filter Extractor basically absorbs out every gas like particles out of the air, closed in room. Moisture, fog, green fog, metal dust, wood dust, dead dust, dust dust, you name it . . . apart from oxygen. The more you want extract, you can turn up the power. But I recommend not putting it into the red zone of the indicator, it will start being a turbine. It will alarm you when it is full, and here is a spare container you can use well emptying the other one, it is not a pretty sight when done. May want clean the container with soap every once in a while if you want to keep the smell away.

And here is a Aether Evaporator. Basically, it lets out a faint mists of Aether in a closed in room; It will heal you from any unknown and/or small cuts and diseases you may have had from outside or in the house for some reason. It would tend to hurt if any trace of fog particles is on or in you. So, may tend to also be a fog detector for you or any guests you have.

Both machines are robust still so you can decorate them how ever you like.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Thank you very much. It will help greatly with workshop fumes.

In return, I should like to give you this.

A genuine gun-sword. It shoots. It slashes. It's range has yet to be determined. It can cut through fog-hardened steel and still slice a tomato.

[Emman_Jumpsong1]

Thank you very much. It will help greatly with workshop fumes.

I was assuming you might use it for that.

In return, I should like to give you this.

Inspecting weapon. “Hmm, lets see what happens if extra modifications are added to this. Thank you my friend, this will certainly be useful. Already making use of the shoulder armer you got me”

[Beth_Applemine]

OooOOooo.... I LIKE it. Will come in very handy I'm sure. Thank You!

[Emman_Jumpsong1]

Your welcome my friend . fist bump?

[Beth_Applemine]

[Sierepica_Fuzzywalker]

It's starting to be that time of year again.

First, an alpaca wool hoodie for @Iliara_Mustardtop and 50 aether boilers for healing.

Everyone around @Jessie_Dearsnap seems to be getting sick, so 500 aether boilers for you. Also a bottle each of lemon juice and honey, and some earplugs.

For @Eerie_Coppernight, a course on how to write and publish a book:

Course

Writing: [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAq2gVD4hxaUXCxyiCAiB-7WKaPVOJij7]
Publishing Decision Advice: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCKY2UYvQ5c&ab_channel=AlyssaMatesic]
Self-Publishing: [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZpcZ9u8pb_pKpY16m-y82w696YVy93D-]
Traditional Publishing/Advice: [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAq2gVD4hxaX-gylioY6aDmuxAZpnNwBw]

For @caleb_Larkmagnet1, a copy of Awake and Alive To Truth by John L. Cooper. I think that would help you feel better.

For @Hammerhead_Crinkleporridge:

For @Ethan_Burnkeep:

DRAGONS!

That's what I can think of for now.

[Eerie_Coppernight]

Ponders gift.

I will have a lot of free time in the foreseeable future.

[caleb_Larkmagnet1]

but i wanted the last one 🥲

[Sierepica_Fuzzywalker]

Go talk to @Ethan_Burnkeep then and see if you can swap your book for his toy.*

For @Nautilus_Lightblast:

May you be comforted this Christmas.*

*all gifts from Sierepica's Incompetent White Elephant Gift enterprises are returnable within 90 days for a 100% money-back guarantee

[Hammerhead_Crinkleporridge]

hmmmmmmmmm. I can relocate emmet's house with that.

[Ethan_Burnkeep]

a tear comes to my eye in joy as I reminisce about debates of the past

Thanks Madam Sierepica

My gifts will be coming soon (:

[Iliara_Mustardtop]

Thank youuu I shall treasure these gifts!

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

Thank you, I appreciate the kind thought.

[Nautilus_Lightblast]

I should probably post these before I forget haha:

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@caleb_Larkmagnet1, I present to you a brand-new, mint-condition, super-cool...

SNOWGLOBE!

_{Minions quotes for the win.}

JK JK XD (though you can keep the snowglobe if you really want it), in actuality, I gift you one brand-new edition of Agathe Christie's elusive And Then There Were None novel, something I know you've been attempting to get your hands on for some time now.

In addition, I gift you... this!

Presents helmet.

VR Aetherlight goggles for the game. And it actually works!_{The game and the goggles. Yes, I went there.}

Merry Christmas.

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@Christopher_Puddlevest1, I gift you this secret Salmonid dossier, liberated from the depths of the secret subterranean lab the Salmonids built in the cave system beneath the Smokeyards, detailing the specific dates and times the Salmonids plan to invade Inkopolis & Splatsville, including which bosses will be attending to their troops, which weapons will be available, and where they will strike from, so you can plan your Big Runs accordingly.

Merry Christmas.

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I'm still figuring out everyone else's Christmas presents (I already have the rough drafts, just fine-tuning them), so stick around for more.

-Nautilus

[Beth_Applemine]

@caleb_Larkmagnet1: this violin with steampunk mods to enhance its sound quality:

@Nautilus_Lightblast: This little cockatiel loves to sit in in your writing room, and will learn your favorite phrases. It also enjoys a good head scratch.

@Eerie_Coppernight: I think you might already have a pet fox but this one is especially fluffy and loves to sit in your lap as you drink hot cocoa.

@Hanna_Brassheart: This pretty necklace:

@Ethan_Burnkeep: A very clever and mischievous pet fox.

@Mr_Q: I see you hiding back there. Here’s a cool weapon.

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More to follow!