@Nautilus_Lightblast, I believe it was laughter at your reaction.
I will post the cipher, but be warned that this type can be solved. Hats off to the individual yearning to know the solution to that degree. I do not advise it because patience will produce the same result, but I applaud your determination.
Your skill level of cryptography is unknown, so here is a link to a 2-minute video to assist you. Godspeed!