I’m not going to make another topic just for Scarlet Man/Chuck Norris comparisons
Whatcha got against sticking the Scarlet Man in the Chuck Norris topic? I've seen how he fights automatons...
Well, nothing...I guess.
Chuck Norris once beat a school of sailfish in a swimming race.
Okay, that's a lame one...
Chuck Norris: I can beat everyone in this room singlehandedly!Me: Have a Snickers.Chuck Norris: Why?Me:Me: Nvm.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to spend any money to go get a hair cut... the barber pays him to cut his hair.
laughs softly, Very good.
Is this real or is this just making fun of him?
It’s just making fun! They’re a whole subset of jokes about this one Chuck Norris dude being able to do impossible things. Like, “Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.”
Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets with 9 bullets!
Chuck Norris can run to the core of the earth.
When Chuck Norris goes hiking, the bears watch out for him.
Chuck Norris once at a thousand dynamites. Chernobyl!
He's a Christian!!
Chuck Norris sounds like crazy superpowered transforming superman with no kryptonite allergy, a bigfoot mega drill tank with flamethrowers attached, and an angel which acts more like a demon(plus more), all rolled into one.
Oh ho I heard a Chuck Norris one a while ago. Chuck Norris got covid. Covid apologized.
And had to be quarantined for forty days.
The Covid virus once got a bad case of Chuck Norris.
The Babylon Bee had a head line the other day that said “Chuck Norris comes out of the closet as even more manly than before” I’m like oh it’s such a shame
When Chuck Norris gets a scrape he puts a bandaid on it to make the bandaid feel better.