I just imagine chuck Norris loosing!
Oh, wow. I remember reading things like these in the Meme topic. I'm glad we have a new topic for it now. Thanks, @Hans_Oddcraft
I know next to nothing about Chuck Norris (other than the fact that he's a martial arts guy and he's apparantly extremely formidable), sooooo, I'll just sit back and read y'all's jokes. They're hilarious.
The planets revolve around the Sun... The Sun revolves around Chuck Norris.
The moon is one of Chuck Norris’s snowballs that he didn’t throw hard enough.
HahahahahahaThe stars became because he sneezed upwards.
Known to few historians, The Chuck Norris' grandpa was Napolian Dynamite, explaining his nun chuck skill, computer hacking skills, and of course bow hunting skills to kill wolverines in Alaska...
I'm not really a fan of Chuck Norris, but here are some jokes.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice.
I might post some more soon.
I understood that reference. “But my lips hurt real bad!”
..Just ask the nurse, I'm sure she's got like a hundred of them (chap sticks)...
Chuck Norris is the ring of power.
Sauron is Chuck Norris in disguise.
A solar eclipse is when Chuck Norris finally decides to turn the lights off and sleep.
Semi trucks are his hot wheels toys.
Chuck Norris is actually Carlos Norris
Chuck Norris can take down a thousand automatons with his eyes closed.
I'm sure the Scarlet Man could top that, though.
The Scarlet Man once beat Chuck Norris in a game of chess.
What’s the for?
This is Chuck Norris topic, not a Scarlet Man topic.