Yeah, I don't really like Chuck Norris that much. melts gracefully into shadows like the true Ranger that I am
MacGuyver can make a car out of gum, paperclips, and duct tape.
Chuck Norris can scare fear.
And my dad can wrestle a bull, flip a truck into a ditch and emerge unscathed, and be awesomer than both of them.
(Oh, I just said that. )
Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes?Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
Because this is a topic about Chuck Norris!
Here's a topic about Bruce Lee https://forums.theaetherlight.com/t/bruce-lee-fan-page/2776?u=xaloy_dreadapple
I just watched a Texas walker you know chuck Norris🤪
Absolutely no joke, go see for yourself!
I may or may not have downloaded that game...
I love that show!!! We have the entire series!
Yep I love it too 🤤🤪
I got some!
A saber-tooth tiger once attacked Chuck Norris. That's why the are now extinct!
Do you Know why Lucky's name is Lucky? Because he has never met Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can't stick his hands in his pockets. He would be arrested for concealing deadly weapons!
Chuck Norris is a doomsday device!
But no one can arrest Chuck Norris! He'd bust them up!
God looks at all these comments and says He can do greater things.
Yea, I know! It would be like this."Chuck Norris, I have a warrent for your arre-" Wham! wakes up 5 days later "How did I get on the moon!?"
Not kidding one of Chuck Norris's Favorites : When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the doomsday device!
My brother loved him. Any one see the commercial with him? With the old men saying Chuck Norris couldn't do such and such? I can't remember everything with it!
Chuck Norris can bake a cake....
In the freezer.
I heard this one a while ago:
Chuck Norris and Superman had a contest. The loser had to wear his underpants over his pants after.