Just a second, it’s better this way:People slip into the shadow of death, death slips into the shadow of a Chuck Norris!
Neil Armstrong, David Rothschild, and Muhammad Ali were all really just Chuck Norris in his more humbling disguises.
Chuck Norris only ever made one mistake: he swung at and missed someone and there was so much force in his swing he threw himself all the way to the moon.
Chuck Norris beat Bolt in race and to make it more fair Bolt got to run and Chuck had to swim.
Are any of the above funny?
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Quintuple post! Sorry
Hope you guys haven't heard this one already:
Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts... he breaks legs!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can actually punch you in the soul !
I actually like Bruce Lee better, but I'm still a Chuck Norris fan!
What did Chuck Norris say when someone shot him with a ballistic missile?
"Boy, the mosquitoes sure are bad tonight!"
That is brilliant, @Mr_D, that last one was so funny!Try to keep all your jokes in one post dividing them with a line like this:
Chuck Norris once found a lion. Now it is his pet.
Everything Chuck Norris says is instantly made into a law!
Chuck Norris can throw Captain America's Shield.
Chuck Norris can pick up Thor's hammer...... With his pinky finger.
Chuck Norris can roll a seven with a six sided die.
Chuck Norris has the guts to disprove all these "Chuck-Norris-Ramblings"...
That's a good one, @ Hans_Oddcraft! I am so gonna use that!
Here's a good one!
That’s one of my favorites, @Hanna_Brassheart!
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.