Chuck Norris can defy gravity...making gravity back down first!
LOL , don't mess with him!
No, seriously,or else......
Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.“I have a bad feeling about this.” —That quote’s not from Star Wars, it’s from Chuck Norris’ first victim.
Chuck Norris can cool matter to absolute zero.Chuck Norris can create matter. If you want to debate that, remember that he can also DESTROY matter.
Guys look!this is so funny
Chuck Norris has already completed Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Aetherlight.
@Jane_GogglerubbleHaha! I love that! Good thinking. (The Chuck Norris/Aetherlight jokes are the best! Got any you could come up for us @Xonos_Darkgrate1?)
Chuck Norris can take down Bigfoot single-handedly without using the Fire Stick. In one shot. With his face. (idek....)
Chuck Norris, after finishing Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of The Aetherlight, started watching A Finder's Adventure, and finished the entire series before it was even written.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, the event is now know as the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower. He just looks at it until it Cries!
Life Insurance rates depend on how far away you live from Chuck Norris.
One day, when all Christians are called to Heaven, you will hear a second great shout. That would be Chuck Norris finally challenging Jesus to an arm wrestle.
One day, when the trumpets sound from Heaven, it'll be Chuck Norris that's blowing the tuba.
Chuck Norris isn’t all powerful like some people say.Take THAT! #Imnotabigfan
I think this is getting out of hand Chuck Norris jokes are funny but I don't think that is something to mess around with.
Yep, I know. Sorry about that last one. @Hanna_Brassheart, could you delete that one and this post? Thanks!