This has gone too far.
For those who have not been paying attention, dragons have been showing up in my house. The latest addition spilled out of a teapot when I tried to enjoy a cup of Oolong. I discovered on closer inspection that he had licked the inside of the pot completely dry.
He spends a lot of time grooming himself and staring in the mirror. When he is not combing his claws through his silky mane, he is making a general nuisance of himself. He seems to have a sixth sense that tells him whenever I am making tea and tries to drink it all before I can have any.
Please take him off my hands.