OOH! I SEE A RANGER, GUYS!
Hey, buddy! You wouldn't happen to be a Leiferian Ranger, wouldya?
Too bad. They're pretty cool. So...are you a Middle Earth Ranger?
"Ah, no. Not a Middle Earth Ranger."
Kay then. Are you from The Ranger's Apprentice? I wouldn't know, as I haven't read the books yet.
Well, what other rangers are there?
"Story Rangers, of course. We patrol the fictional world to make sure nothing too weird happens and the author's stories go as planned."