Gets up at 10 am
Brain: "Okay, you can stop by The Aetherlight forums and Pinterest and whatever you do, but you need to get to work by 11 o'clock. Got it?"
Me: "Got it!"
Brain: "Yo, you're still on Pinterest. I'd suggest getting off and doing something useful."
Me: "Yeah, fine." turns off Pinterest
Brain: "Hey, why are you sleeping on your parents' bed?"
Me: "Because I'm tired!!"
Still sleeping on parents' bed
Brain: "Okay, okay, you may take a 20-minute nap. But after that YOU NEED TO DO YOUR WORK."
Goes to own bed, sets timer and takes 20-minute nap
Brain: "What are you doing on the Aetherlight forums again?"
Me: "Just checking it real quick! It shouldn't take long!"
Brain: "STOP TYPING THIS MADE-UP CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BRAIN AND GO DO YOUR WORK!!! IT'S ALMOST 2 AND YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED AT 11!!"
Me: "UUUUUGH, Okay, okayyyy!"
~Just Another Procrastination-Filled Day in the Life of Peri~