And the lie is...
I've been stung by a bee. Yes, you read that right. That means I've been attacked by a bunny before, though it wasn't a ferocious one.
Let's just say that when you're sitting down on the floor holding a carrot, you do not want to be in the way of your pet French Angora rabbit.
And yes, I have been stung by a wasp. A woodworker, to be precise. Once about four and a half years ago, and then once again four months ago.
Large siren sounds. "Okay people, reset the counter!" The factory foreman shouts as the workers groan loudly and flip the "Days without accident" counter from over 1,000 to zero.