Sorry, this is the day after tomorrow. I had an interview yesterday.
THE LIE IS...
I've broken my wrist.
I have injured my wrist, yes, but it was a hairline crack - definitely not all the way through the bone. I realize it is a little too close the the truth, so I'll try to have better lies in the future.
To all who thought I have never been to Europe:
I have actually spent two weeks there and have planned to go back again.
To all who thought I have never danced on top of a two-story building:
Me doing roof repair on my home. Actually two-and-a-half stories high at an 8-and-12 pitch. Do not attempt. (A foolish thing, really. I am a height-a-holic)